The True Story of Ned

[BO CRETY]

 After reading about Neds Lion experiance,I said to my self ,''Self this can't be all thar is to this story.Self said lets n vestagate and find out what really happened.After a thorugh investigation this is what we (Self and I) found really happened.It turned out that Ned had went to a small store in South Los Angeles for some coffee(a special kind he likes),while thar he found out that a volkswagon train of 14 nuns in 15 volkswagons had 13 dollars stole from them by a hostile tribe called  the Bloods.Ned sez this aint right so it must be wrong,weez got to do sumtin about it. This is the troof yall. Ned was tracking the Bloods by the rageing LA river when all of a sudden he sliped an fell 50 to 500 ft(not sure about the height,but he did stop on the way down for a snack and a bathroom break).Well luck has it that Neds fall was broke by the biggest nest of diomondback rattlers in history.Tragically one of the snakes bit Ned ,before Ned could get the snake to the Dr.the snake died from Neds pizeon(Ned was found not guilty of any wrong doing in the death of the snake.)Not to miss out on a good buckskinnen project,Ned pulled the other 600 snakes fangs to use for tooth picks.(He ended up with 1199 toothpicks because one snake had only one fang)Ned still had a problem ,he was still stuck on the side of the river cliff.After much thought he came up with a great idea.He took the 600 snakes and tied them togather in such away to make a rope ladder.He went and tied it to the top of the cliff and was able to climb up the cliff out of his dire situation.Thats when the 8 mountain lions attacked him .well ya never seen such a fight before,the heat from the battle dryed up the LA river and made the ground like concrete.He had to dispatch 9 of the 8 lions with a broke ramrod and ball starter.  But thats  how it is in the wilds of LA.    P.S The nuns caught up with the theives and opened a mission.Every body lived happy ever after.

[Red Badger]

   I sure hope you got Ned's permission for tellin that!  He done swore me to secracy on it --- He didn't think it were all that big o deal...

[BO CRETY]

He's to modest.America needs heros like him.

[Razor]

The onliest thang I'm havin' truble believin'  is in this line....    

He took the 600 snakes and tied them togather in such away to make a rope ladder.He went and tied it to the top of the cliff and was able to climb up the cliff out of his dire situation

If'n he clumb up thar to tie the snake rope off, why dint he jes' fergit 'bout the rope sinse he wuz alreddy thar ?? 

[BO CRETY]

Thats the story and i'm ah sticking to it. .He had to help Self up.

[Dryball]

Now Bo...I thought this true account of what really happened was just between us....now ya done tolt tha whole group! 

Denns

[Watauga]

The onliest thang I'm havin' truble believin'  is in this line....    

He took the 600 snakes and tied them togather in such away to make a rope ladder.He went and tied it to the top of the cliff and was able to climb up the cliff out of his dire situation

If'n he clumb up thar to tie the snake rope off, why dint he jes' fergit 'bout the rope sinse he wuz alreddy thar ?? 

Ned had to do something with all those Toothless Snakes

[BO CRETY]

He's got them tucked away on a ranch.We all gonna get togather fer a roundup soon,for anuther tooth  plucking.Looking fer a few voleenteers to help.

[Watauga]

Be lots of fun long as Ned milks all the Venom out of them Snakes first!

[Stumblin Wolf]

 

[BO CRETY]

By the way Ned ,how did that rattlesnake skin teepee turn out you was going to make from the snake that died?

[Dryball]

Pretty good...got a lot of leftover hide if you want it.

[BO CRETY]

 

[Hawken50]

  Here i had ta work all day and yall went an drunk up all my best shine.Whats the world comin to?

[Dryball]

Wall, ya shuda offered ta share wif weuns. Durn titewad!