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Redneck - Are You?

Started by DEADDAWG, December 20, 2009

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DEADDAWG

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core  beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya 'll are.

You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if:   You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:   You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:   You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:   You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:   You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:   You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:   You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:   You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:   You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Bull

hhhhmmmmmm.....dang I knowed I was a redneck...


What amazes me is that some folks think that to be a redneck is a bad thing...

Razor


Bulldog lady

I come from Ks via Colo to Oklahoma and darn if redneck isn't just a phrase that means the same as a good old american country boy(girl) with values,teachin, and loyality  Proud to be an American   

Bull

Quote from: Bulldog lady on December 21, 2009
I come from Ks via Colo to Oklahoma and darn if redneck isn't just a phrase that means the same as a good old american country boy(girl) with values,teachin, and loyality  Proud to be an American  

Yes Ma'am, we are that ain't we!!

Red Badger

Now ya'll know why I married her!

She has a head on her shoulders and some brains between her ears...
couch


"The table is small signifying one prisoner alone against his or her suppressors..."

DandJofAZ

Used to place my hand over my heart when I heard the National Anthem,  Now I salute!!

chuck w.

According to this list, I AM A RED-NECK! I doubt that this is news to the Wife though.......

sean drake

had a Mexican at work ask me the other day in his broken English what is a read neck think I will print this off and give it to him. (I want to let u all know that I work in a beef packing plant we have a lot of people that are form south of the border legal and not so legal .)   flwa [conf]