What Are You

[old salt]

Are you a Liberal, a Radical, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the  Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

Wife: 'You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist



 

[Red Badger]

Guess I'm a republican... don't like to waste good ammo.....  

[graybear]

I'm a Republican according to what I'd do. I have the sniper mentality: one shot, one kill. I'm a firm believer in the philosophy from the theme song of the movie Waterhole #3. "Do unto others before them mothers do it unto you."

[beowulf]

I`d double tap his scuzzy posterior and keep walking as if nothing happened ! and I`m neither republican or democrat ,dont trust either !

[Watauga]

Is this a trick Question? the Liberal Democrats I know carry a colt 45 Long Slide.
And the Islamic Terrorist would have a big hole in him right when he praised Allah!
They are southern Liberal Democrats.

[pathfinder]

I'm a Republican ,and according to this, my family's Southerners!

[hank-aye]

I find it interesting that the "original" question is;

"Are you a Liberal, a Radical, or a Southerner?"


YET the responces as listed are for;

"Democrat",

"Republican", or

"Southerner"

Clearly there is a distiction being made on the part of the joke teller.

I see it as a matter of;

"Liberial"... pump as many rounds as possiable into the s**mbag,

"Radical" ...Buy another box of ammo and continue to shoot the s**mbag,

or

"Southerner"..."I already have a truck load of ammo in'em, Ma, go get the trailer I needs ta put a few more in'em, thought I saw a flicker of movement."


My two cents worth...

[Watauga]

I guess its the thing like when I order a Coke and just want a cola of some kind.
Brand identity thing?

Good point hankaye! 

Interesting! Good open Topic old salt!

[sean drake]

I GESS I AM A READ NECK AND A SOUTHERNER.  ITS A GOOD EXCUSE TO SHOOT RIGHT

[old salt]