Fair Warning

[Hanshi]

Brother hotfxr has grumbled about maybe leaving.  What I'm about to say actually applies to everyone here but specifically to hotfxr. 

Now, I may no longer have my mob connections but do still know a couple of guys I "worked" with years ago; and both their names end in vowels.  Capisce?  Having done them a favor or two in the past they'll happily return the favor when/if I ask.  Let this sink in.

We will SEMI-LOSE Badger (not completely though) and that's bad enough.  But if ANYONE else thinks about drifting away just remember that they both do off-the-clock work.  And hotfxr, if you even dream about going away, wake up, call me and apologize.  And, guys, this also applies to the rest of you.






No, I never knew any of these "made" men; this just to help you understand.

[hotfxr]

You really shouldn't post pictures from our family reunions online. People will talk.

[Hanshi]

  I believe the word's been out in the open ever since our great uncle, Alphonso, misbehaved.  Time will tell if we can live that down. 

[Red Badger]

Nope your side of the family will never live it down...    My side won't let you :)

[Hanshi]

 

Nope your side of the family will never live it down...    My side won't let you :)

I was afraid of that.

[Dogshirt]

And my side don't care. 

[beowulf]

well ! there`s a reason I am the way I am !  dads family was a little odd , but us mummerts always were ! moms family were a tad more unsettled  if you get my drift ! but over all they were all fairly nice folk once you got past their little quirks ! grand dads family were the people the neighbors did`nt want in the neighborhood

[beowulf]

and then was mums family , the cools were different ,waaaaay different ! but good people once you got to know them  ! little bit higher class but not pretentious and tried to get along with everyone ! ,,, that did`nt always work , what with strange lights and sounds emanating from the attic , and explosions in the back yard in the wee hours of the night !

[Hanshi]

HUH!?  I see nothing odd about these fine families!  As a kid I recall nothing odd about our family.  The screams, cackles and strange lights coming from our house were just science experiments or entertainment, that's all.  The explosions were, well, merely accidents.  No close neighbors but sound does carry in swampland.  And as we told the authorities, we had no idea where or who the bones they dug up came from.

Now there were some complaints about the mutilated cattle and folks that disappeared in our county; but Kitty, Chiquita and Thak rarely wandered away from our yard.  Also, my baby sister, "Jellybean", was quickly acquitted in the disappearance of that logging crew.  And that rock quarry where the authorities discovered those 7 skulls was at least a full mile from our property line.  All in all it was a great and fun childhood plus there was always exciting things to do.

My late and much beloved uncle Durok.

My sweet little "Chiquita".

Baby sister, "Jellybean", at a family reunion.

[Dogshirt]

My clan takes things VERY seriously!

[Dogshirt]

Dad's side of the family is a bit "stern" as well.

[Hanshi]

 

Dad's side of the family is a bit "stern" as well.

Hey!  The one in the middle looks familiar; I think I've met him (or her) before.