Alternate Meanigs of Words and Other Irritants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dogshirt]

ROAD CLOSED    Now, I am a highly educated person, having two advanced degrees. But I DID skip my share of days in Jr. and Sr. High. So it is entirely possible that I was gone on the days that they taught the "Alternate Meanings" to these words. It seems that ROAD CLOSED "REALLY" means to Sneak through the lumber yard's parking lot and argue with the guy holding the sign(ME), and say "I just live right up there."
Well, when I didn't buy it, I had the cops called on me for "Being Mean". You ain't seen MEAN yet snowflake, turn your car around, depart or I will call the cops!
This morning while holding traffic I made some lady "Late for her coffee" and I "Made" a car die in front of another lady, AND THE COPS WERE CALLED AGAIN!
So, I guess I should NOT have skipped school, as it seems my education, no matter HOW advanced, is lacking somehow.
I really wish I could just shoot these morons and use them as backfill, but the inspector assures me that bodies make lousy fill, so I guess I'll just have put up with them.
STRESS...SUPRESSING THE URGE TO SHOOT THOSE THAT REALLY NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, and now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast.

[old salt]

Been there and know what you are going through. were most people brass insignia on their collars
Shooting most  of the would have Benn a waste of ammo

[Patocazador]

Generally, around here, the person stopping traffic will allow local residents through if they show their D.L. with their address.

And then, there's always 4WD and a high clearance vehicle to take a shorter short cut. I've done it many times. Raised medians and ditches are just part of the fun.

[hotfxr]

These idiots seem to be the new norm rather than the exception. I believe the last several generations had mothers that told them they were special and the rules don't apply to them. The really sad thing is while you are just trying to do your job, the same moron who gives you grief and then bypasses you and hauls up the road and hurts himself crashing into a ditch or a D-8 will turn around and sue everyone because they did not stop him from doing such a stupid thing. Around here that has become a way of life.

[William]

I empathize with you brother, and have seen the results of the snowflake generation from both sides of the tin star. Being a police officer for a school district I came across every kind of morally deficient, juvenile/teenage turd and their entitled, helicopter parents who will defend junior scumbag to the end. Then I've met local officers who I have had to ask "where the heck did you go to cop school that you didn't already know _________(insert any law or procedure) that?!?

Some humans should not be allowed to breed....

[Hanshi]

Amen, William!  The snowflakes have to be protected from other's opinions, facts of life, history that hasn't been "changed" to suit to their satisfaction and, of course they must be protected from other people having Constitutional rights and freedoms.

I know that here they were taken to a "safe" building so they could cover their ears and repeat, "la, la, la, la....  This is - OH my GOD - our future. 

[beowulf]

Amen, William!  The snowflakes have to be protected from other's opinions, facts of life, history that hasn't been "changed" to suit to their satisfaction and, of course they must be protected from other people having Constitutional rights and freedoms.

I know that here they were taken to a "safe" building so they could cover their ears and repeat, "la, la, la, la....  This is - OH my GOD - our future. 

what we tolerated has become the norm ! tolerance is a two edged sword , and we are learning that lesson the hard way !