Irritating words and phrases

[Hanshi]

I was in the 6th grade before I realized that 1) nuns had ears and hair and 2) that they were women and not a third unknown sex. 

Mine sure had hairy/feathery arms for women, not to mention the muscles. 

[Hanshi]

Not actually a word but being ADHD it infuriates me for someone to try and hurry me up when I'm already doing my best.

[bmtshooter]

I am tired of hearing "breaking news" when in reality it is just another case of inaccurate reporting on the latest inflammatory conflict or controversy story.   

[beowulf]

  that`s ok Hanshi , the penguins are just as confused as you are ! 

[Hanshi]

  That's a great one!

[beowulf]

 

[Hanshi]

I remember back in college I signed up in a local dating/match things.  One of the questions on it was "what species"?  Sadly, I wrote in "any".  HEY, it was a tough year! 

[Cranbrook]

That's funny Hanshi!  That brought back an old memory for me.  I was filling out a questionnaire to join a co-ed volleyball team.   The question asked SEX and my reply was YES!

Why else would I want to join? 

[Hanshi]

That's funny Hanshi!  That brought back an old memory for me.  I was filling out a questionnaire to join a co-ed volleyball team.   The question asked SEX and my reply was YES!

Why else would I want to join?

I've always wanted to do that but am yet to have that opportunity. 

[Hanshi]

  You gotta admit, though, that breaking news is what it is.  While we all, being cautiously optimistic, use an abundance of caution, or whatever, it's still easy to get bogged down in this controversy concerning "the right to arm bears".

[beowulf]

That's funny Hanshi!  That brought back an old memory for me.  I was filling out a questionnaire to join a co-ed volleyball team.   The question asked SEX and my reply was YES!

Why else would I want to join?

the perfect reply to that question ,and one that would have them scratching their heads would be , "sure ! but I`m not cheap ! " 

[Hanshi]

    Good one!  How about "none"?

[Dogshirt]

Not recently.

[Red Badger]

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[Hanshi]

OUCH!