What's That Smell?

[Hanshi]

  What in the world is that smell?!  Could it be...no, don't tell me it's decomp!  I just can't accept that there is decomposition, also known as "rot" around here.  I couldn't take that, no way! 

[beowulf]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

[hotfxr]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Seriously?

[old salt]

 

[beowulf]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Seriously?

nothings more serious than bare feet ! , just be glad I have my shoes on

[Hawken50]

    That smell is just Ballistol...cleaned muh flinter yesterday......

[hotfxr]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Seriously?

nothings more serious than bare feet ! , just be glad I have my shoes on

Well it doesn't make me very popular in public, but it keeps the bears away from the tent, that's for sure.   

[CampbellClan]

Had a buddy one time who insisted on wearing work boots with no socks.... One time mom and dad invited him over for dinner during the holidays....they asked him to take his boots off...what followed was the ABSOLUTE worst smell ever!!!!!!! 

[Hanshi]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Yes, that could be it. 

[hotfxr]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Yes, that could be it. 

Or it could be the fact that you built an outhouse in a residential neighborhood. At least you could have put it in the backyard instead of by the front porch! 

[William]

is that what it is ?  heck ! I thought hotfoxer had taken his shoes off again 

Yes, that could be it. 

Or it could be the fact that you built an outhouse in a residential neighborhood. At least you could have put it in the backyard instead of by the front porch! 

That way no one has to disturb him by knocking on the door asking to use the restroom. 

[Hanshi]

Plus!  Y'a gotta have SOMEWHERE to go!  I stopped using a latrine years ago. 

[pilgrim]

   I have read all the comments here, and I wonder?  Hanshi,  you stated that you smelled something,  and after all the posts,  could it be,  assuming your age,  could it be that you did not make it the the bathroom, quick enough???                 

    All the same,  we still   

     Several year ago we went to a Sam's Club, and as we approached the cheese section,  I smelled FEET.  Turns out it was fresh cut Romano Cheese.  Delicious on spaghetti  and other pasta dishes.  But a bit fragrant to the nose.

[Dogshirt]

"This has to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of:
STINK FOOT
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"

Except from Frank Zappa's "Stink Foot"

[Hanshi]

  Well, sometimes I do have to run toward my outhouse but I still think what I detect is, heaven help me, "decomp". So sad.