Groundhog Day

[Hanshi]

If you are having trouble distinguishing a groundhog from a badger......

You must be the same guy that shot my cow last year during deer season!

Nah, I knew what it was and shot it anyway. 

Hanshi But I thought you had to take a Saddle off that one not a Bell?? Or perhaps that was on a different Hunt  

You're right, that one was year before last. 

[William]

all this squabbling over a whistle pig  while we in pennsylvania hae real problems !

   

[Red Badger]

Didn't I hear that our soon to be left wing, quasi liberal, wanna be like a Californian, tofu burping leader try to have all hunting banned in Oklahoma on Groundhog Day because he was tired of pulling buckshot out of his backside?  I thought I heard that somewhere.

I will have you know I left Santa Cruz California in 1972 (and promptly joined the USAF). I have been back two times... Once to visit my Mother during Superbowl ( I think it was 1977) and once to visit her in the hospital during the Gas crisis... and never been been back since! 

[graybear]

College edificated, and a teacher, sounds like someone trying real hard to become a liberal. Naw, he's smarter than that, he's going under cover to fight them vermits from the inside. 'Sides, Bulldog Lady would straighten him out right quick.
         

[beowulf]

ground hog ? isn`t that just another name for sausage ?