Can anybody best me?

[BO CRETY]

I'm so stout ,I can stand in a #2 washtub and pick myself up.

[Hawken50]

  Yad rather walk 10 miles barefoot on a barbed wire fence holdin a rattler in each hand lookin to mess with a wildcat than to mess with this ol coon.

[BO CRETY]

 

[jim m]

I'm so tough, you wimps couldn't tear up my picture 

[DandJofAZ]

I'm so tough, you wimps couldn't tear up my picture 

Not bad...must be made of rawhide..

[beowulf]

I`m so tough I use 60 grit toilet paper ,and cut my toe nails with my tomahawk !

[William]

I'm so tough that my reflection is afraid to look me in the eyes!

[Red Badger]

I am so tough I don't have to respond to this .......

[Hawken50]

  Jim,,,did you sneak down to da crick an git in my jug again??

[Red Badger]

Jim,,,did you sneak down to da crick an git in my jug again??

I will not tell a lie... NOPE didn't steal your jug... but did have an American legion meeting tonight and they had a mighty fine jug passin around thar.....

[Dryball]

Am so tuff ah kin pik mahsef up by mah har an hold mahsef at arms lenth.

[graybear]

If'n ya'll git me riled up, I'll hit ya so hard your grampa'll fall down.

[halfstock]

It aint that I'm bad or tough, it's just that the bad and tough fellers walk on the other side of the street when they see me coming.
Now my Daddy and Grandpa they was tough.

[Hanshi]

Well, I'm so bad that my mama would make me come inside whenever I came around.  She wouldn't let me go back outside to play until I'd left.

[beezlebob]

Now I've heard some tall tails for sure, remind me to say fer away from y'all, a' scard stiff.