Upside down?

[Dogshirt]

" I should just give all my muzzleloaders to Red Badger, my dogs to Mongrel, my Harley's to the local Club, register as a Democrat, and open a fruit stand in San Francisco.  "

Now, WHY would you want to sell fruit?

[hotfxr]

" I should just give all my muzzleloaders to Red Badger, my dogs to Mongrel, my Harley's to the local Club, register as a Democrat, and open a fruit stand in San Francisco.  "

Now, WHY would you want to sell fruit?

Cause if Red Badger has all my muzzleloaders, I will have lost the ability to tighten barbed wire, and that was my only other fallback.   

[Hawken50]