Not so smart?

[hotfxr]

I wish to object to this heading. As that phrase has been used to describe me most of my life, it hurts my feelings to see it here.   

[Hanshi]

I also object to it.  There are already too many understatements posted and being posted.  I've never been called, "not smart", "dumb" by anyone.  "Slow" has always been the reference to me.
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