Axe throwing

[beowulf]

Axe throwing ...... bah!  If you were real men you would be comparing notes on axe catching.

  was slapped in the left temple many years ago with the flat of a tomahawk !  dont recommend it !  certainly would not recommend axe catching ! 

[Hanshi]

Axe throwing ...... bah!  If you were real men you would be comparing notes on axe catching.

Hanshi, I believe we have found our middle brother, missing all these years! Let the party begin. 

I think you are correct! 

[Patocazador]

"Don't try and pet a bull."

I can pet mine any time I want to ... after I whack him a few times to show him who's the boss. If he gives me the side-eye, I give it back along with blowing snot and pawing the ground. He backs down every time.

It's like being the alpha male with a dog. You may think I'm joking but the above is the total truth even though he weighs 1600 lbs. and I weigh 160.