I'm so stout ,I can stand in a #2 washtub and pick myself up. [conf]
fght Yad rather walk 10 miles barefoot on a barbed wire fence holdin a rattler in each hand lookin to mess with a wildcat than to mess with this ol coon.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm so tough, you wimps couldn't tear up my picture blah fght
Quote from: jim m on January 17, 2010
I'm so tough, you wimps couldn't tear up my picture blah fght
Not bad...must be made of rawhide..
I`m so tough I use 60 grit toilet paper ,and cut my toe nails with my tomahawk ! ROFL
I'm so tough that my reflection is afraid to look me in the eyes!
I am so tough I don't have to respond to this ....... thmbsup
chrrs Jim,,,did you sneak down to da crick an git in my jug again?????
Quote from: Hawken50 on January 19, 2010
chrrs Jim,,,did you sneak down to da crick an git in my jug again?????
I will not tell a lie... NOPE didn't steal your jug... but did have an American legion meeting tonight and they had a mighty fine jug passin around thar..... grphg
Am so tuff ah kin pik mahsef up by mah har an hold mahsef at arms lenth.
If'n ya'll git me riled up, I'll hit ya so hard your grampa'll fall down.
It aint that I'm bad or tough, it's just that the bad and tough fellers walk on the other side of the street when they see me coming. strpot
Now my Daddy and Grandpa they was tough. chrrs
Well, I'm so bad that my mama would make me come inside whenever I came around. She wouldn't let me go back outside to play until I'd left.
Now I've heard some tall tails for sure, remind me to say fer away from y'all, a' scard stiff.
Quote from: beezlebob on June 29, 2016
Now I've heard some tall tails for sure, remind me to say fer away from y'all, a' scard stiff.
LOL! ;D
I might should have mentioned that my left hand can kill a man; and I'm scared of that right sob, myself!
"I have got the roughest racing horse, the prettiest sister, the surest rifle, and the ugliest dog in the district. I'm the savagest critter you ever did see. My father can whip any man in Kentucky, and I can lick my father. I can out-speak any man on this floor, and give him two hours start. I can run faster, dive deeper, stay longer under, and come out drier, than any chap this side the big Swamp.
I'm so tough the skunks and porquepines stay away from me.
I'm so bad, even I won't talk to me before I've had my coffee!
We were talking tough not bad.... :mini-devil-28492:
I'm so bad, if I hit you, you'd starve to death rollin'.
Well, I'm tough and ruthless; my daddy was rough and toothless.
And furthermore, when my feet first hit the floor in the morning, Satan rubs his brow and says "Oh, Hell; Tommy's up".
I got surrounded once, by 7 gangbangers carrying tire tools. When the ambulances, cops, etc, show up and everything is settled, the cop says that's a nasty cut on your head and needs looking at by one of the paramedics. I explained that I smacked my head pretty hard on the bumper as I was helping load the last gang member in the hearse.
I'm so tough that I haven't had a match since Superman died! blah
The last surgery I went in for, the doctor had to buy special diamond edged scalpels! hdslp
I was once captured by a tribe of cannibal's. They let me go after I had simmered in their pot for 3 whole days and they still couldn't sink a fork in me! 'shok'
I am so tough that I look death in the face and spit in his eye, I ride a grizzly bear for fun and use a 6 ft. use a ratter for a whip to case twister out of my area,
I'm so tough I can read all the ridiculous posts in this thread and still smile... :mini-devil-28492:
Ridiculous? Everything I posted is the truth. :mini-devil-28492:
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
compared to this, hdslp pnic ALL you other guys are WHIMPS! blah
Quote from: pilgrim on June 16, 2018
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
compared to this, hdslp pnic ALL you other guys are PUSSIES! blah
I concur, everything else pales in comparison! pnic
Don't forget; we're a family forum.
Quote from: Hanshi on June 16, 2018
Don't forget; we're a family forum.
Hanshi you are right and I AM BAD. Tried to modify but too late. But I still stand by what I originally said and hope the younger generation can realize that what is said, CAN NOT BE TAKEN BACK. So DO NOT say anything hurtful. Even if it is the TRUTH !
Quote from: pilgrim on June 16, 2018
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
compared to this, hdslp pnic ALL you other guys are WHIMPS! blah
Except for me!
I've been married to a redhead for almost 47 years. pnic ;D whipping blah
thmbsup
Quote from: flintboomer on June 17, 2018
Quote from: pilgrim on June 16, 2018
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
compared to this, hdslp pnic ALL you other guys are WHIMPS! blah
Except for me!
I've been married to a redhead for almost 47 years. pnic ;D whipping blah
hdslp pnic pnic pnic pnic ROFL ROFL thmbsup chrrs
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Hanshi you are right and I AM BAD. Tried to modify but too late. But I still stand by what I originally said and hope the younger generation can realize that what is said, CAN NOT BE TAKEN BACK. So DO NOT say anything hurtful. Even if it is the TRUTH !
Well, pilgrim, I'll tell it like it is. The truth is I need another beer! chrrs
Quote from: Hanshi on June 19, 2018
Quote from: pilgrim link=topic=7879.msg162055#msg162055
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Hanshi you are right and I AM BAD. Tried to modify but too late. But I still stand by what I originally said and hope the younger generation can realize that what is said, CAN NOT BE TAKEN BACK. So DO NOT say anything hurtful. Even if it is the TRUTH !
Well, pilgrim, I'll tell it like it is. The truth is I need another beer! chrrs
ME TOO!
But, but, I'm all out of Guiness! pnic
Quote from: Hanshi on August 07, 2018
But, but, I'm all out of Guiness! pnic
10000 lashes with a wet lasagna noodle..... then you get to brew up a batch of NON alcoholic apple pie and serve it to all who care to partake :mini-devil-28492:
(susp) (susp) Apple pie wif no moonshine in it???? Why ...that goes against nature ,... ROFL
Quote from: Hawken50 on August 08, 2018
(susp) (susp) Apple pie wif no moonshine in it???? Why ...that goes against nature ,... ROFL
thmbsup That's just WRONG on so many levels.
I'm so tuff that if ya ever see my fighting a grizzly bear.. better help the bear!
ahem... I am so tough that I have lasted 8 years as the Factor here... and not been instituted in a place for the criminally insane :mini-devil-28492:
- - - At least I don't think so... maybe it is all in my head.... Harry pass the Blue pills...
I'm so tough I still live with my Klingon wife, "Thak". Tough!!! I can say/write anything and take it back so that it never existed. There's no such thing as "extinction"; there's only the critters I've allowed to live and those I didn't.
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
If yours is like mine (also 42 yrs,) she my have mellowed with age and turned gray from dealing with you.
Quote from: DandJofAZ on September 27, 2020
Quote from: Watauga on June 15, 2018
I have been Married to a Redhead for 42 years...........
If yours is like mine (also 42 yrs,) she my have mellowed with age and turned gray from dealing with you.
DandJofAZ Well [hmm] You could be Exactly Right! hdslp pnic pnic ROFL ROFL
Just to continue this interesting thread, and give credit to Badger where it's due, I'll say this: Our esteemed leader has put up with me for many, many years and has so far STILL AVOIDED his schizophrenia diagnosis. IMHO that's true strength.....sorta.
I first married a little over 50 years ago (an RIP situation) and have now been "hitched" to my present squeeze going on 32 years. One thing I can say about marriage is:
(https://i.ibb.co/R3D3Cqk/images-64.jpg)
I have been beaten, shot, stabbed, run over, run into, fallen down a cliff or two, hassled by a bear, bitten by a black widow, attacked by a barracuda, scared by a shark, and the list goes on. Through it all, for some unknown reason, I have managed to stay married for 42 years. AND I have done most of it living is this insane asylum called California. pnic Nobody can beat that.
Quote from: hotfxr on October 03, 2020
I have been beaten, shot, stabbed, run over, run into, fallen down a cliff or two, hassled by a bear, bitten by a black widow, attacked by a barracuda, scared by a shark, and the list goes on. Through it all, for some unknown reason, I have managed to stay married for 42 years. AND I have done most of it living is this insane asylum called California. pnic Nobody can beat that.
done all of that except the california thing without the benefit of being married ! feel kinda like an old chew toy that a pitbull`s been working over for several years (susp) pnic ROFL ROFL
Quote from: hotfxr on October 03, 2020
I have been beaten, shot, stabbed, run over, run into, fallen down a cliff or two, hassled by a bear, bitten by a black widow, attacked by a barracuda, scared by a shark, and the list goes on. Through it all, for some unknown reason, I have managed to stay married for 42 years. AND I have done most of it living is this insane asylum called California. pnic Nobody can beat that.
Okay, brother, I've accepted and dealt with those things including snake bite. It's all in a days work, as they (whomever "they" is) say. The one thing I've managed to avoid - and that one thing would be the end of me on this planet - is an attack by the previously mentioned Mr. 8 legs.
Only three things actually scare me. 1. Members (any) of the order
"araneae". 2. Feral dog packs. 3. Cities. Everything else I can kill, frighten or render helpless - excepting brother hotfxr.
My left hand can kill a man; the right hand? Well I'm scared of that SOB myself!