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Title: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: DEADDAWG on December 20, 2009
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core  beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya 'll are.

You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if:   You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:   You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:   You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:   You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:   You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:   You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:   You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:   You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:   You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: Bull on December 20, 2009
hhhhmmmmmm.....dang I knowed I was a redneck...


What amazes me is that some folks think that to be a redneck is a bad thing...
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: Razor on December 21, 2009
Yup  !    flwa
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: Bulldog lady on December 21, 2009
I come from Ks via Colo to Oklahoma and darn if redneck isn't just a phrase that means the same as a good old american country boy(girl) with values,teachin, and loyality  Proud to be an American   
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: Bull on December 22, 2009
Quote from: Bulldog lady on December 21, 2009
I come from Ks via Colo to Oklahoma and darn if redneck isn't just a phrase that means the same as a good old american country boy(girl) with values,teachin, and loyality  Proud to be an American  

Yes Ma'am, we are that ain't we!!
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: Red Badger on December 22, 2009
Now ya'll know why I married her!

She has a head on her shoulders and some brains between her ears...
couch


Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: DandJofAZ on December 22, 2009
Used to place my hand over my heart when I heard the National Anthem,  Now I salute!!
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: chuck w. on December 28, 2009
According to this list, I AM A RED-NECK! I doubt that this is news to the Wife though.......
Title: Re: Redneck - Are You?
Post by: sean drake on December 29, 2009
had a Mexican at work ask me the other day in his broken English what is a read neck think I will print this off and give it to him. (I want to let u all know that I work in a beef packing plant we have a lot of people that are form south of the border legal and not so legal .)   flwa [conf]