1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
4. McDonalds is selling the quarter-ouncer.
5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
10. When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds",
you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL