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Competition => Tall Tails! => Topic started by: Lobo on July 27, 2018, 01:53:17 PM

Title: We was Mountainmen
Post by: Lobo on July 27, 2018, 01:53:17 PM
I wrote this poem a few years ago and thought some of you old timers may be able to relate


We Was Mountainmen

I remember when we was mountainmen
seems like it wern't long ago
We was Bullhide tough and we played real rough
there wern't a man that we couldn't throw

When we drawed down on a deer our eyes was clear
an that critter was soon on a pole
We Mountainmen,... you'd a thought back then
that we would ever grow old

We shoot smoothbores now, can't see rear sights
but the front blade is still fairly clear
we load them smoothies with a big round ball
an we still manage to kill us some deer

We still rendezvous an we still count coup
but it ain't like it use ta be
Our joints is worn an it's hard ta run
when ya got a titanium knee

Then there's them pipes, ya just never know
if they're in the shape they should be
So the Doc he say's, Son I think it's time
ya got a colonoscopy

Can't sleep no more on the cold hard ground
since we got that new plastic hip
use ta drink a whole jug round the fire at night
now it's just a few little sips

The day will come...not far down the road
when they'll wanna put us in a home
They'll say we're too old ta be out in the cold
too old ta hunt on our own

When they come ta take me to that old folks home
on some cold dark rainy night
They'll sure be surprised when this old Coon say's
"BOYS, THAT'LL BE AFTER THE FIGHT!"

But if they win, an I'm put in
to that fearsom lonely place
to swaller pills cuz I got the chills
mongst wrinkles on my face,

Then remember me, ya all that's still free,
an hold to the mountain creed
To never rest, but fight yer best
Til the old coon is finely freed
     
Title: Re: We was Mountainmen
Post by: Hawken50 on July 27, 2018, 11:51:16 PM
 thmbsup  Love it.
Title: Re: We was Mountainmen
Post by: old salt on July 28, 2018, 04:06:32 AM
 thmbsup thmbsup thmbsup That about sums it up.

Old Salt
Title: Re: We was Mountainmen
Post by: beowulf on July 28, 2018, 08:10:19 PM
 thmbsup thmbsup thmbsup
Title: Re: We was Mountainmen
Post by: hotfxr on July 29, 2018, 06:33:45 PM
You just articulated what's in my mind! I love it!  thmbsup
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Post by: Red Badger on August 07, 2018, 08:46:26 PM
Shinning Time and Great Poem
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Post by: Hanshi on August 08, 2018, 12:14:55 AM
So very true!
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Post by: DandJofAZ on September 27, 2020, 11:38:57 PM
Just catching up with posts from my chemo treatment days.
And getting truer with every passing day....